dr_hermes (dr_hermes) wrote,

How to rig a karaoke contest! (Don't tell anyone)

Okay, your very best friend is singing tonight at karaoke at the Hurley Mountain Inn. But also competing is that jerk you used to work with. First prize is a 5-pound box of Emergen-C vitamin fizzy drink mix (citrus, of course). So you simply take this with you.

Keep it in your pocket when your friend sings, BUT when that goon from work starts to sing, step over by the door and blow this. Every dog for a mile around will howl like they're being tortured in Hades. Mass laughter breaks out, your friend is guaranteed to win and you can both be putting delicious much-needed vitamin fizz in your bottled water for weeks.
Tags: advertising, esoterica

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