dr_hermes (dr_hermes) wrote,
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The World's Easiest Quiz

Tired of racking your brain on THE SUNDAY TIMES crossword puzzle? Here's something not as challenging.

- What color is an orange?
- What number is on 8-ball?
- When was the War of 1812?
- What animal do you shoot with an elephant gun?
- What state is New York City in?
- How long do you cook a three-minute egg?
- How many bullets do a six-shooter hold?
- What president was the George Washington bridge named after?
- What sport uses a tennis racket?
- What day of the week does Friday the 13th fall on?

Bonus points
- If a plane crashes on the border of two countries, where do they bury the survivors?
- Why is it than no other insect can break a flea's skull?
- How far can you run into the woods?
- If a rooster lays an egg on a roof, which way will it roll?
- Why don't even starving polar bears eat penguins?
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On YOU BET YOUR LIFE, Groucho often used questions like these for contestants who hadn't won anything, so they wouldn't go home empty-handed.
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